she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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