Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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