He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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