we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i love accidental penises.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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