Have you finally orgasmed yet?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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