Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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