hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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