Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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