I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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