i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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