And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
