we're making bets on your personal life
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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