remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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