Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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