We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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