I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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