xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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