i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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