shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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