Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Mom said you looked used
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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