Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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