It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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