I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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