I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I AM VODKA MAN
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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