I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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