Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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