This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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