STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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