I bet he comes in French.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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