My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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