You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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