yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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