Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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