Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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