hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
