you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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