Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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