I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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