That's intense
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
