You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
