if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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