porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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