Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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