Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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