What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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