Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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