so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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