Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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