I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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