Your tits are I can't wait for
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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