Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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