forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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