FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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