question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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