I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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