Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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