And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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