The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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