it was like eating out sand paper
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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